Everyday s a Friday

March 18, 2015

Everyday s a Friday, remote controls, plywood, enamel paint not in spray can, professional acrylic paint. Size: XXXL. 2021.

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Everyday s a Friday

Everyday s a Friday

 

Everyday s a Friday

Everyday s a Friday

 

 

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Everyday s a Friday

 

Everyday s a Friday

Everyday s a Friday

 

 

 

up, down, left, right, front, back, this, that, flipped, flopped, pimped, popped. Let’s do this however.

 

 

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Hang Time

Hang Time, fancy fine artist acrylic paint, fancy fine artist chalk pastels, fancy fine artist oil pastel, non-fancy artist laser cutter cuttings, fancy fine artist student wooden panels, piece of packaged gum. Size: S (6 0r 7 parts). 2029.

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Hang Time

.75 viewpoint perspective aka three-quarter viewpoint perspective

Hang Time

 

 

 

detail of a detailed detail

Hang Time  Hang Time

Hang Time

Hang Time

why so wishy-washy?

 

Hang Time Hang Time Hang Time Hang Time  Hang Time

 

 

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As If

As If, lost-n-found t-shirt, body odor, acrylic paint. Size: M. 2022.

As If

 

As If

 

 

 

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Cougar Leader

Cougar Leader, lost-n-found t-shirt, gesso, acrylic paint. Size: M. 2017.

Cougar Leader

 

 

 

 

Cougar Leader

3/4 view

 

 

 

Cougar Leader

 

Cougar Leader

 

 

 

 

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Props

March 16, 2015

Fruit,
Fan,
Packaged Granola Bar,
Pain Reliever Medicine,
Packaged Gum,
Remote Controls,
Extension Ladder,
Fire Alarm,
Night Lights,
Automatic Timer,
Extension Cord,
Towel Rack,
Coffee Mug,
Mini Fridge,
High Chair,
Chargers,
Lost-n-Found T-shirts,
Spray bottle,
Comb,
Aluminum Soda Can,
Kitchen Cupboard Items,
Dish sponge,
Lawn Furniture,
Medical Instruments,
Floor mats,
Broom/Mop Wall Mount,
GPS,
Tongs,
Thongs,
Computer Paper,
In-Service Cellphone,
Space Heater,
USB cord,
Student Loan,
Ball-point Pen,
Diary,
Spatula,
Sunglasses,
Keys w/ Key Chain,
Horseshoe,
Humidifier,
Pot,
Vitamins,
Detachable Keyboard,
Swing Set,
Scooter,
Dog Leash,
Credit Cards,
Flash Drive,
Wallet,
Lipstick,
Diaper Bag,
DVD,
Light Bulb,
Christmas Tree Ornament,
Chalkboard Eraser,
Binoculars,
Bulletin Board,
Cash,
Hotdog,
Halloween Candy,
Season Tickets,
Bumper Sticker,
Bobby Pins,
Stapler,
Wrench,
Cigarette Lighter,
Coffee Filters,
Piggy Bank,
Modem,
Dental Crown,
Nail Clippers,
Ironing Board,
Paper Towel Holder,
Ranch Dressing,
Protest Sign,
Happy Meal,
Lee Press-On Nails,
Easter Basket,
Speed Bump,
Nobel Prize,
Door Bell,
Temporary Tattoo,
100 Piece Puzzle,
Koran,
Canned Corn,
Birth Certificate,
Green Card,
Margarine,
Migraine,
Thermometer,
Wind Chime,
Nail Polish Remover,
Switchblade,
Air Pump,
Gloves,
Trash Receptacle,
Debris Pile,
Bill of Rights,
Tongue and Cheek,
Scantron,
Doorstop,
Basketball Hoop,
Speakers,
Stepstool,
Hand Sanitizer,
Blow Dryer Holder,
Cutting Board,
Wreath,
Door,
Referee Jersey,
Wedding Band,
Toddler,
Clothes Hanger,
Calendar,
Car Insurance
Baking Soda,
Ethernet Cable,
Knock-Knock Joke,
Oven Mitt,
Heirloom,
Lock of Hair,
Mirror,
Toilet Paper Dispenser,
Fax Machine,
File Cabinets,
Sun Tanning Lotion,
Band-Aids,
Little Debbie Zebra Cakes,
Bouncy Ball,
Racing Bib,
Tripod,
Mouth Guard,
Tablet,
The Diamond Minecart YouTube Video,
Drum Sticks,
Sports Coat,
Ice Cube Trays,
Deodorant,
Mints,
Pack of Toothpicks,
Toe Ring,
Easel,
Fire Extinguisher,
Slide,
Cancer,
Dry Erase Board,
Bandana,
2×4,
Drawing Horse,
Mini-Blinds,
Laundry Detergent,
Car Keys,
Shopping Cart,
VHS Recorder,
Surveillance Camera,
Biological Father,
Toothbrush,
Significant Other,
Slippers,
Straws,
College Transcripts,
Food Stamps Card,
Bank Statements,
Good Intentions,
Kickstarter Campaign,
Mouse Traps,
Petrified Wood
Snow Boots,
SpongeBob Poster,
Flat-Screen TV,
Space Heater,
Pesticides,
Binder,
Yearbook,
Hula Hoop,
Pillow,
Roll of Foil,
Coasters,
Petroleum Jelly,
Peanut Butter,
Paper Plates,
Floss,
Pet Rock,
Aquarium,
Jumper Cables,
Garden Tools,
Case of Beer,
Tobacco Pipe,
Walkman,
Insoles,
Headband,
Air Filter,
Dust Pan,
Forgiveness,
Bible,
Nuts and Bolts,
Hometown Newspaper,
Rolex,
WiiU,
Backpack,
Subpoena,
Tear Gas,
Milk Crates,
Fire Pit,
Cookie Rack,
Needle-Nose Pliers

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Practice

March 14, 2015

You Can Just Feel Everybody Hating You Right Now

 

You Can Just Feel Everybody Hating You Right Now installed at General Public Collective, Indianapolis, Indiana for Physical Comedy.

Props and Prop.

 

 

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RE Gallery

March 07, 2015

Boys Do Cry at RE Gallery, Dallas, Texas 2015

 

(photos courtesy of RE Gallery, thnx RE Gallery)

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INSTALLED: Jump-N-Joey’s

February 14, 2015

It S Just Like Dat

Installed and left at Jump-N-Joey’s, 108 North Curry Pike, Bloomington, IN 47404.

It S Just Like Dat, wood, paint residue, laser-jet print on paper, flour-paste, staple, 2012

 

It S Just Like Dat

It S Just Like Dat

It S Just Like Dat

 

 

Is the title of the establishment meant to be read as “Jumping Joey’s” or as “Jump and Joey’s”? If the former, wouldn’t it make more sense to write the name as “Jumpin’ Joey’s”, right? Just saying….Happy 8th to my big boi!

 

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Make Money From Home

February 07, 2015

Make Money From Home, found plywood pothole cover, professional student acrylic paint. Size: Large. 2020.

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Make Money From Home

Make Money From Home

.75 viewpoint perspective

 

 

 

Make Money From Home

 

.75 view detail of detailed detail

 

Make Money From Home Make Money From Home Make Money From Home Make Money From Home Make Money From Home Make Money From Home

 

 

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The Owls R Not What They Seem

The Owls R Not What They Seem, oriented strand board, professional amateur acrylic paint, professional amateur pastel. Size: X-Small. 2024

The Owls R Not What They Seem

 

 

front

 

The Owls R Not What They Seem

3/4

The Owls R Not What They Seem_whole-smal_GIFl The Owls R Not What They Seem_detail_gif

 

 

The Owls R Not What They Seem

 

 

frontal

The Owls R Not What They Seem

 

3/4 — whatever is clever

 

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Get WILD About Reading

Get WILD About Reading, pine, xerox transfer(s), amateur acrylic paint, found wooden doorstop, found rubber doorstop, nails, paper pulp. Size: Medium. 1997

Get WILD About Reading

Get WILD About Reading

Get WILD About Reading

 

Get WILD About Reading

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Follow For Follow

February 04, 2015

Follow For Follow, found circular plywood board, multiple lost-n-found t-shirts, dust rags, youth soccer team jersey, jean seams, professional acrylic paint, Arrow brand staples. Size: Large. 2022.

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full frontal

 

Follow For Follow

 

3/4 view

 

 

 

Follow For Follow

 

let’s do this however

 

 

 

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Disturbing Study Proves That Cops View Black Children Differently

January 12, 2015

Disturbing Study Proves That Cops View Black Children Differently, 100% Cotton KING SIZE T-shirt w/ professional fine artist acrylic paint. Size: XXXXXXXXXL. 2019

Disturbing Study Proves That Cops View Black Children Differently

 

Disturbing Study Proves That Cops View Black Children Differently

 

Disturbing Study Proves That Cops View Black Children Differently

Disturbing Study Proves That Cops View Black Children Differently

 

t-shirt sculpture-ized

 

 

 

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INSTALLED: Monroe County Public Health Clinic

December 31, 2014

Makes You Big and Strong installed at Monroe County Public Health Clinic located at 333 E. Miller Drive, Bloomington, Indiana.

 

Makes You Big and Strong

Makes You Big and StrongMakes You Big and StrongMakes You Big and Strong

 

 

the best is when there s already a nail in the wall waiting for me

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Remember Who You Wanted To B

December 21, 2014

Remember Who You Wanted To B, discarded plywood, discarded acrylic tube paint, not-for-graffiti-art enamel spray paint, acrylic interior flat house paint, departmental gesso, staples, laser jet print acrylic transfer, standard US computer paper for laser jet print acrylic transfers, found transparent gift wrapping paper, packaged granola bar. Size: XL. 2025

 

Remember Who You Wanted To B

 

Remember Who You Wanted To B

 

 

3/4 view

Remember Who You Wanted To B

detail of detailed detail

Remember Who You Wanted To B

the ol’ switcheroo

 

Remember Who You Wanted To B

sizes expand from L to XXL

 

 

Remember Who You Wanted To B

 

 

 

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Doors Open at 8

Doors Open at 8, acrylic paint, Nike Dri-Fit found workout gear. Size: XL (kids). 2022

 

Doors Open at 8 Doors Open at 8 Doors Open at 8

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Dance Party USA

Dance Party USA, acrylic paint, Nautica brand t-shirt from the YMCA brand lost-n-found. Size: L. 2019

Dance Party USA

 

Dance Party USA

 

 

 

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INSTALLED: Pizza Hut

November 29, 2014

Installed and left at Pizza Hut, located at 110 E. Winslow Road, Bloomington, Indiana.

 

ponytail express

 

 

pOnytail eXpress pOnytail eXpress, ol’ dirty dishrag, various plywood parts, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples. 11.11″ tall +-, 2013

 

 

 

 

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I Love My Mom Because

November 22, 2014

I Love My Mom Because, cotton t-shirt given to mothers on Mother’s Day at the Indianapolis Indians minor league baseball team, plywood scrap from a plywood heap, acrylic paint. Size: Medium. 2033.

I Love My Mom Because

 

full frontal

 

I Love My Mom Because

3/4 view

 

I Love My Mom Because

backside revealed

 

 

 

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WWC

WWC, lost-n-found cotton t-shirt, acrylic house paint, acrylic art student paint, Arrow brand staples. Size: Small (triptych). 2020

WWC

WWC

3/4 view for your viewing pleasure

WWC

 

WWC

WWC

 

 

 

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Practice

November 17, 2014

Boys Do Cry practice

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Slow Clap

Slow Clap, pine wood, acrylic paint, gesso, one  nail, kitchen cupboard items (when needed). Size: Small. 1984.

 

Slow Clap

Slow Clap

Slow Clap

Slow Clap

Slow Clap

Slow Clap Slow Clap Slow Clap

Slow Clap

 

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Practice

November 09, 2014

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Sipping Tea at the White House

November 05, 2014

Sipping Tea at the White House, lost-n-found T-shirt, professional acrylic paint, professional household bleach. Size: L. 2022  Sipping tea at the White HouseSipping tea at the White House

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Boys Do Cry

October 31, 2014

Boys Do Cry, Oriented Strand Board (OSB) customarily  used for sheathing in homes across the nation, paint contractor’s preferred acrylic latex paint (white), and fine artist fine professional paint for professional fine artist painters. Size: XL. 2022.

Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry Boys Do Cry

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Yves Klein Archives

October 24, 2014

Not Abstraction 

Keith Allyn Spencer
Kate Steciw
Thomas Wachholz

Yves Klein Archives in conjunction with New Galerie (Paris),
curated by Ché Zara Blomfield from the Composing Rooms

Oct. 20-24, 2014

new galerie, not abstraction

 

Yves Klein Archives

 

 

Foto 3

Foto 2-2

 

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Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

October 01, 2014

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did, professional plywood, professional house paint leftover from Indiana University-Bloomington Fine Arts Department McKinney Visiting Artist Lecture Series Fundamentals Area Workshop by artist Nathan Green, amateur acrylic paint. Size: Large to Medium (vary upon installation). 1981.

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

:)

 

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

3/4 backside revealed veiwpoint perspective

 

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

backside flipped and flopped

 

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

frontal and backside simultaneously  exposed

 

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

frontal

 

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

3/4 view

 

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

 

early morning oatmeal, good for your heart and for your children’s heart

 

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Feel Like All the Bad Words

Feel Like All the Bad Words, acrylic gel matte medium transfer thingie (w/ laser jet printouts), yellow acrylic paint for professionals, gesso for amateurs, latex house paint residue, thin strong planes of wood laminated together to form an even stronger more durable material. Size: Large. 1979.

Feel Like All the Bad Words

 

Feel Like All the Bad Words

 

Feel Like All the Bad Words

 

backside revealed via studio installation photograph shot

 

 

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Mexican Drug Cartels Prohibit #ISIS Encampment Along US Border

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Mexican Drug Cartels Prohibit #ISIS Encampment Along US Border, YMCA washcloth, plywood scraps, Arrow brand staples. Size: Small. 2017

 

 

Mexican Drug Cartels Prohibit #ISIS Encampment Along US Border

 

backside revealed

Mexican Drug Cartels Prohibit #ISIS Encampment Along US Border

 

 

3/4 view

Mexican Drug Cartels Prohibit #ISIS Encampment Along US Border

 

full frontal view

 

 

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Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom

September 06, 2014

Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom, plywood wood, acrylic paint paint, oil pastel pastel, chalk pastel pastel and spray fixative fixative. Dimensions vary as Installation varies. Size: L. 2023.

Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom

front view

 

 

Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your MomShare in Two Seconds iF You Love Your MomShare in Two Seconds iF You Love Your MomShare in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom

front viewsss

Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom gif

Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom

3/4 view

 

 

 

 

 

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Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL

August 25, 2014

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL, plywood, paint, pastels, nails (not Lee Press On Nails). Size: Medium. 2019.

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL

Happy-Birthday_gif

Spin Spin Sugar

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL

 

exhibit display whichever which way

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL

 

 

 

 

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Such is the Future of Education

August 18, 2014

Such is the Future of Education, found expensive plywood naively thrown away by some youngsta, art department purchased gesso from departmental bulk order budget, art department purchased acrylic paint from student lab fees, married family man purchased professional chalk pastels taken from children’s future college fund or own retirement fund. Size: Medium. 1997.

Such is the Future of Education

 

Such is the Future of Education

 

3/4 viewing pleasure

 

Such is the Future of Education

 

 

Such is the Future of Education

horizontal, vertical — whatever you/I want. What/.?

 

Such is the Future of Education

detailed details of detailed reverse slum dunk

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa

Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa, found but then lost but then rediscovered again plywood, professional acrylic paint for professionals, professional oil pastels for professional oil pastelers, professional chalk pastel for professional chalk pastelers. Size: Medium. 2021.

Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa

 

Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa

3/4 viewer

 

Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa

 

rotate

salsa_gif

 

 

 

 

 

switch-stance: sometimes you just wanna turn it around and get turnt it up (or down)

 

 

Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa

3/4 view

 

 

 

 

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Dad Jeans

August 12, 2014

Dad Jeans, piece of abandoned plywood, acrylic medium gel laser jet print transfer something, acrylic paint, gesso. 14.14″ tall +-. 2017.

dad jeans

 

 

dad jeans

 

3/4 view

 

 

(backside NOT revealed)

 

dad-jeans_gif

 

 

 

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Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck

August 03, 2014

repost or 7 years bad luckRepost OR 7 Years Bad Luck, found plywood panel, found artist canvas, purchased yet reimbursed fine artist acrylic paint for collaboration with fashion designer, purchased fine artist chalk and oil pastels, purchased Arrow brand staples (T-50). Size: Large. 2016.

 

 

Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck

flip fl!p

Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck

3/4 viewpoint for you viewing pleasure

Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck

details details details

Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck

 

backside and son revealed (all that extra canvas on the back is not wasted as one might suspect, but actually, it is a strategic method to hold in place that which needs to be held in place)

 

 

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White Privilege Like You Do

White Privilege Like You Do, recovered t-shirt from YMCA lost-n-found, acrylic paint for white basketball players. Size: X-Large. 2019

t, White Privilege Like You Do

 

t, White Privilege Like You Do

 

#34 represents the number worn by the “Cutters” in the movie Breaking Away — a story based in Bloomington, Indiana about kids always wanting to cut in line.

 

 

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Old Woman Truck

Old Woman Truck, Ralph Lauren Sport”” t-shirt recovered from YMCA lost-n-found in Girls Locker Room, household bleach, household fine artist acrylic paint. Size: Large (Women’s). 1999.

t, Old Woman Truck

 

t, Old Woman Truck

 

 

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No Mo Apologiez

July 24, 2014

No Mo Apologiez, found and re-purposed construction-site plywood, amateur acrylic paint for professionals. Size: XL. 2016.

No Mo Apologiez

no back no front. what

No Mo Apologiez No Mo Apologiez

detail of detailed installation shot

 

 

No Mo Apologiez

 

No Mo Apologiez No Mo Apologiez

No Mo Apologiez

 

No Mo Apologiez

 

 

i like this right ‘ere

 

 

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You Aint From ‘ere. Dont Come ‘ere

You Aint From ‘ere. Dont Come ‘ere, found abandoned plywood, laser jet acrylic medium professional artist transfer, acrylic paint, gesso. Size: Large. 2020

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere  You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

flipt’ the script

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

installation shot

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

 

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

 

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

180 degrees, substitute re-position unlock interlocking mechanism bent backwards then forwards diagonally

 

 

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

 

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

 

3/4 view detail of details

 

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ere

.75 view of other detailed detailed details detailed

You Aint From 'ere. Dont Come 'ereork as well as spoons if not better

 

 

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Comfort Return

Comfort Return, professional artist cotton canvas, paint, grime, baby onesie pajamas, found lost-n-found Disney bikini strap, plywood, staples, fine artist chalk pastels. Size: Small. 2066.

Comfort Return

frontal

 

Comfort Return

3/4 view

 

Comfort Return

backside revealed

Comfort Return

alternate frontal

 

Comfort Return

alternate frontal 3/4 view

 

 

 

 

 

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